warren graham. ( life is strange ) (
schrodingerskitty) wrote2026-03-15 01:32 am
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nonchalant? bro, I meow back at cats
THE WHITE KNIGHT
NAME: warren graham
CANON: life is strange
CANON YEAR: 2013
DOB: nov 20, 1996
AGE: 16-18
ZODIAC: scorpio
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Appearanceheight 5'7
build average
hair light brown
eyes brown
build average
hair light brown
eyes brown
FIRST IMPRESSION:
Average sci-fi-obsessed teenage boy. Compassionate but occasionally pushy. Very chatty, will talk or text your ear off, especially about his interests.VOICE:
Link. Makes a lot of sci-fi and science references. (I'll do my best to portray this but dude is way more knowledgeable than I am.)FEATURES:
Slightly messy hair. Acne scars. Prominent, almond-shaped eyes. (For some threads, he may also have a black eye. Depends on canon point. Many icons do have the black eye though. It is what it is.)
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Personality
Positive
Interests
brave. cheerful (mostly). clever. compassionate. genuine (mostly). hardworking. loyal. reliable. resourceful. supportive.Neutral
childish (sometimes). curious. eager. enthusiastic. nerdy. perfectionist.Negative
annoying (person dependent). boastful (sometimes). defensive (conditional). impatient (sometimes). overindulgent. pushy (sometimes). self-deprecating (sometimes). weird (conditional).There are some hints of "edgy"ness or darkness - he "laughed his ass off" at the movie Cannibal Holocaust. And he really wails hard on Nathan when he fights him if the player doesn't stop him. But he feels remorse for the latter, even stating that he's worried he's just as bad as Nathan because of that. He's also a fan of the Twilight movies so that's probably the biggest red flag if you think about it (JOKING).
Interests
anime, art appreciation, chemistry, doctor who, gaming, hiking, lord of the rings, math, old films, physics, science club, soccer, star trek, star wars, twin peaks, world of warcraft, the x-files
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History
Wiki link. Below is headcanon meshed with canon (and bits from the "Welcome to Blackwell Academy" book, which has a profile on him from around the time of Before the Storm).
Warren was born and raised in Arcadia Bay. He's an only child. His parents were attentive and mostly nice, they indulged him in his love of science and movies from a young age. However, as it became clear that he was ahead of his peers in academics, his parents got strict about his grades. Because they knew that he was "capable of better." Even an A- gets some lecturing nowadays.
Something of a science and math prodigy (physics is his favorite though he enjoys chemistry as well), he managed to skip TWO grades in middle school and started as a freshman at Blackwell Academy when he was 12 (in 2009). He's extremely used to being bullied because of this, and tends to have female friends more than male friends because they're often more kind and nurturing with him. Some of the guys have been okay though, particularly when he's helped them with their studies.
His parents have a seemingly okay marriage though they aren't overly demonstrative with their affection. Warren is closer to his mom than his dad, and has always enjoyed baking with her, and regaling her with the science of it all. They are both ever so slightly workaholics, and it hit them hard when they lost their jobs in the fishing industry at Arcadia Bay and thus had to move. This happened the same year he started at Blackwell Academy in 2009, so he was allowed his own dorm there despite his young age.
Warren's current goal is to enter the University of Washington after he graduates from Blackwell (Class of 2013). He plans on studying Physics and Math there and get his doctorate, but also maybe Education, because he'd love to be a teacher of these subjects he loves. His stated reason being that "Nothing's better than learning!"
While Warren is mostly exceedingly normal, all things considered, his canon is not. Life is Strange deals with: bullying, suicide, underage drug/alcohol use (including some non-consensual drugging), fighting/violence, guns/shooting, manslaughter, murder, and terrible adults (both abusive and neglectful) in regards to teens' safety.
Warren was born and raised in Arcadia Bay. He's an only child. His parents were attentive and mostly nice, they indulged him in his love of science and movies from a young age. However, as it became clear that he was ahead of his peers in academics, his parents got strict about his grades. Because they knew that he was "capable of better." Even an A- gets some lecturing nowadays.
Something of a science and math prodigy (physics is his favorite though he enjoys chemistry as well), he managed to skip TWO grades in middle school and started as a freshman at Blackwell Academy when he was 12 (in 2009). He's extremely used to being bullied because of this, and tends to have female friends more than male friends because they're often more kind and nurturing with him. Some of the guys have been okay though, particularly when he's helped them with their studies.
His parents have a seemingly okay marriage though they aren't overly demonstrative with their affection. Warren is closer to his mom than his dad, and has always enjoyed baking with her, and regaling her with the science of it all. They are both ever so slightly workaholics, and it hit them hard when they lost their jobs in the fishing industry at Arcadia Bay and thus had to move. This happened the same year he started at Blackwell Academy in 2009, so he was allowed his own dorm there despite his young age.
Warren's current goal is to enter the University of Washington after he graduates from Blackwell (Class of 2013). He plans on studying Physics and Math there and get his doctorate, but also maybe Education, because he'd love to be a teacher of these subjects he loves. His stated reason being that "Nothing's better than learning!"
While Warren is mostly exceedingly normal, all things considered, his canon is not. Life is Strange deals with: bullying, suicide, underage drug/alcohol use (including some non-consensual drugging), fighting/violence, guns/shooting, manslaughter, murder, and terrible adults (both abusive and neglectful) in regards to teens' safety.

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I needed to immortalize this because it was so surreal to write given that I also play Max (
I'm not saying the entire reason I play Warren is to make stupid jokes (particularly science ones) buuuut
..it IS a perk.